Entered Jokes

“Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.”—George Bernard Shaw
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Yo Mama so ugly when she entered an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, we don't allow professionals."
I entered an auction on Ebay for a water butt cleaner.
But, I got out-bidet.
What do Bruce Lee and the Donkey from Shrek have in common?
They have both entered the dragon.
When was the last time you saw someone smile because you entered a room? Do you even remember?
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
A man entered his house and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in his house.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
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