Entered Jokes

Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
I entered an auction on Ebay for a water butt cleaner.
But, I got out-bidet.
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
A man entered his house and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in his house.
“Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.”—George Bernard Shaw
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
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