Yo Mama so ugly when she entered an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, we don't allow professionals."
When was the last time you saw someone smile because you entered a room? Do you even remember?
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
A man entered his house and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in his house.
What do Bruce Lee and the Donkey from Shrek have in common?
They have both entered the dragon.