Yo Mama so ugly when she entered an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, we don't allow professionals."
When was the last time you saw someone smile because you entered a room? Do you even remember?
What do Bruce Lee and the Donkey from Shrek have in common?
They have both entered the dragon.
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
A man entered his house and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in his house.