Electron Jokes

An atom loses an electron...
It says, "man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
What did the scientistโ€™s cat say? I think Iโ€™ve lost an electron, Iโ€™m pawsitive!
What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?
An electron or two.
Two sodium atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one says โ€œOh, my God, Iโ€™ve lost an electron!โ€ The other says โ€œLost an electron! Are you sure?โ€ and the first replies โ€œYes, Iโ€™m positive!โ€
Iโ€™m positive I just lost an electron.
Better keep an ion that.
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