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Dragon Jokes
I was reading a story about dragons the other day
It just seemed to DRAG ON and on.
Quotes
“Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.”
Betty White
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.
Betty White
Dragon Puns
I was reading a story about dragons the other day
It just seemed to DRAG ON and on.
Science Puns
Air resistance is a real drag.
Medieval Puns
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
Dad Jokes
I tried drag racing the other day.
It's murder trying to run in heels.
Computer Puns
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
Some folks call me a sausage dog
I think they couldn’t be meaner
It’s not my fault I’m long and short
And look like a misshapen wiener

I’ve got four stumpy little legs
So my tummy is near to the ground
My owner’s take me for a drag not a walk
Guess that's why they named me Cigarette!

(Rob Carmack)
A Poem by a Cat

I lick your nose
I lick your nose again
I drag my claws down your eyelids
Oh, you're up? Feed me.
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