Divide Jokes

Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills?
We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!
Halloween Math
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
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