The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB". One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us… at age 40, we don’t care what they think of us… at age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all." - Ann Landers