Determine Jokes

How to determine the gender of your cat?
pour some milk in a bowl and place it next to the cat, if she drinks it, your cat is a female, but if he drinks it, the cat is a male
How did they determine that the shark attack victim had dandruff?
Because all that washed up on the beach was his head and shoulders.
The Mental Patient's Answer A man starts his new job as the administrator of an insane asylum. While he is given his orientation, he was asked if he had any questions. โ€œYes, how do we know if a patient is ready to leave the asylum?โ€ He asks. โ€œWell,โ€ the director says. โ€œWe just ask them a simple question and based on their response determine if they need to stay longer.โ€ The director then calls up three patients for a demonstration. He asks the first one, โ€œWhat is 6 times 6?โ€ The patient is shaking and nervously says โ€œ1000?โ€ The director shakes his head โ€œno, give this one six more months,โ€ He then turns to the next patient. This one jumps up and down and screams โ€œFebruary!โ€ โ€œOh god no!โ€ Says the director. โ€œAnother year for this one!โ€ Finally, he turns to the third patient who looks at him calmly and says, โ€œWell, the answer is obviously 36.โ€ โ€œYes!โ€ Exclaims the director. โ€œHow did you know that?!โ€ โ€œEasy, I just divided 1000 by February.โ€
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