Define

How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
“The thing about quotes from the Internet is that it is difficult to define their authenticity.”
-Abraham Lincoln, 1973
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
How did the blond define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam? Fear of utility bills.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.