Decent Jokes

I was at a party last night, waiting my turn to get to the punch bowl.
Everyone was being very polite, patient and not barging in. I thought to myself, "At last...
a decent punchline"
What do you call a decent cup of coffee?
Just an average joe.
Went to ask my girlfriend's father for his daughter's hand in marriage.
He replied: "Give me one good reason you'd make a good husband or even a decent father or I'm leaving!"
I thought long and hard, and eventually said: "Hi leaving I'm John!"

The wedding is next month.
My wife said she wants me to consider purchasing a decent telescope for the family to use.
I told her I’d look into it.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
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