Crimes Jokes

Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
Yo Mama so stupid when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
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