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Easter Pick Up Lines
I could never Passover you.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolateโ€ฆ Well, here I am!
Christian Pick Up Lines
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Literary Pick Up Lines
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Whyโ€™d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Hey baby, youโ€™ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Movie Pick Up Lines
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods sectionโ€”because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Corona Virus Jokes
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
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