Could Jokes

Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
If you watch the fireworks with me, we could make our own spark.
I could never Passover you.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
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