Costs Jokes

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
White wine costs less,
Than dinner for two.
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!
What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
“I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.”
Samuel Goldwyn
Roses are red, violets are blue,
White wine costs less than a dinner for two.
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
"The biggest difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less." ~ Brendan Behan
What concert costs $0.45?
50 Cent with Nickelback.
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
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