Comfort Jokes

What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
Theyโ€™re, there, their.
How do you comfort a grammar fanatic?
their, there, they're.
"Children are a great comfort in your old age- and they help you reach it faster too." โ€“ Lionel Kauffman
"Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too." โ€“ Lionel Kauffman
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
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