Cologne Jokes

Do you like my cologne? Itโ€™s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
I used to hate my husband's cologne...
But then it started to rub off on me.
I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts:
Leave me the Fuh Cologne.
โ€œFlattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.โ€
Josh Billings
A new men's cologne is in development which smells of electric eels shocking a Silicon Valley giant.
Its called Eel-on Musk.
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