Chose Jokes

My wife chose a new dining table with a metal frame instead of a wooden one
I complimented her on picking an unteak.
Checked into a hotel and was offered the black & white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
I let my kids pick my Halloween costume this year. They chose a hot dog...
... this is going to be my wurst Halloween ever.
Want to start your day laughing? Register to our Daily Joke!
Did you mean:
Continue With: Facebook Google
By continuing, you agree to our T&C and Privacy Policy