Chicken and

If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? Three feet of my co*k up your a*s.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
If you're a chicken and I'm an egg...
let's see which one of us comes first.