Chances Jokes

What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
"I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not." ~ Fran Lebowitz
“If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.” - Miles Davis
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
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