Causing Jokes

My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull.
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Yearโ€™s revolution.
Youโ€™re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
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