Carried Jokes

Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.
I was in diss-gust.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
I had a colonoscopy yesterday and I think the doctor must have got carried away.
I said to him, "Can you back that up a little, it's irritating my tonsils."
Medieval Kings and Queens were carried by their soldiers and servants. I am not lying, they litter-ally carried that way!
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
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