I had a colonoscopy yesterday and I think the doctor must have got carried away. I said to him, "Can you back that up a little, it's irritating my tonsils."
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain? They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
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