Buys

So a guy buys a PlayStation and starts an EA game.
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This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.

She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.

she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.

she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.

Best thing that has ever happened to me.
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys an extra case of beer. What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man. Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Yo mama so fat if she buys a fur coat a species will be extinct.