Burning Jokes

โ€œRemember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.โ€
Gordon Ramsey shouted at Queen Mary because she was burning everything.
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
Even Pepcid AC canโ€™t stop my heart from burning for you.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
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