Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.