Boot

What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?
“You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?
“You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.