Bonds Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.
What is the only way one does not have to cry while cutting onions? They simply don't have to form emotional bonds with it.
Over the long journey and having overcome many hardships together, the Pilgrims’ bonds strengthened and they all became pretty good Palgrims.
(we'll show ourselves out)
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
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