Blowing

I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? No cake for me…I’m stuffed
A twin complains to his mother, “ You said you didn’t have a favourite between me and Brian.”

We don’t darling,” replies his mother. “What would make you say such a thing?”

“Then why am I blowing up balloons for his surprise birthday party.”
What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles?
No cake for me… I’m stuffed!
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.

Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?