Beatles Jokes

What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
Because he wouldn't share the drumsticks.
What’s a gardener’s favorite Beatles song? Lettuce Be.
Everyone knows The Beatles, but do you know The Laundry Beatles?
It's members are Paul McCottoney, John Linen, Ringo Starch ... And George Harrison.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."