Beaches Jokes

"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Why was the medieval architect always going to the beaches? So that he could build the perfect sandcastle!
What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.
Calling my new dog “Shark” was a mistake.
I’ve been banned from all my local beaches.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What washes up on very small beaches? Microwaves!
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