Ballet Jokes

A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.
Iโ€™m going to see their production of swine lake.
Why do brain cells grown in a dish attend the ballet and opera?
Because they are very cultured.
My zebra is a rubbish ballet dancer. I think heโ€™s got two left feet.
Why didnโ€™t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
I used to know two birds who excelled in ballet...
They were two toucans.
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