Ballet Jokes

Why do brain cells grown in a dish attend the ballet and opera?
Because they are very cultured.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
I used to know two birds who excelled in ballet...
They were two toucans.
A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.
I’m going to see their production of swine lake.
My zebra is a rubbish ballet dancer. I think he’s got two left feet.
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