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Attached Jokes

Onion Puns
I figured out a way to chop onions without crying...
The trick is avoiding getting emotionally attached to the onion.
Guitar Puns
Why can't guitars have fun with friends with benefits?
Because without strings attached they just can't play...
Spain Puns
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
Violin Puns
The ad said "Free Violin", but there were strings attached...
Silent Violin for Sale
No strings attached.
Horse Puns
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
Movie Pick Up Lines
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
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