Atmosphere Jokes

Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
“The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.”

- Dorothy Parker.
A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
"Norway"
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