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Camel Puns
What's the difference between Cloepatra and King Arthur?
One had Camelot and one had a lot of camels.
One Liners and Short Jokes
I've had bad luck with European women:
Ginger Vitis -- such bad breath
Anna Phalaxis -- kept fainting
Anne Gina -- broken heart (her brother-in-law Arthur Itis was such a pain)
Di Abetes -- too sugary sweet
Pam Creatis -- made me sick to my stomach
Lauren Gitis -- too quiet
Rose Acea -- A bit rash for me
Funny Work Quotes
"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours."
~ Arthur Baer
Funny Aging Quotes
“The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary on it.” – Arthur Schopenhauer
Vegetable Puns
What vegetable did King Arthur pull from the stone?
Exparagus.
Knight Puns
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
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