I was talking to this guy about how I hate geometry. You know what he said to me.
You just have to look at it from a different angle.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
What do you call a crushed angle? a rectangle
What do you call an angle that is adorable?
Acute angle.
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees.
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
His parents wouldn’t Cosine.
What’s the best way to woo a math teacher?
Use acute angle.