Airplane Jokes

Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
If someone else would have invented the airplane, it wouldn't have been Wright.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Did you guys hear about the airplane that dressed up for Halloween?
It was in disguise.
What did the mother airplane say to the child airplane when the child was acting rude?
"I've had it with your altitude"
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
Q: Why did peas jump out of an airplane?
A: They wanted to be air pods.
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