What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
PRIME-mates.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
I eat grape.
I eat grape who?
You eat grey poo!
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean? Because they dropped out of school!
What scares a caterpillar?
A dog-erpillar!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him!
Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They’re always stuffed!
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud
What did they baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where’s pop corn?
Question: What is the oldest animal?
Answer: The Zebra, it's still in black and white!
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Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep? So he could have sweet dreams. What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He felt crummy!
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She couldn't control her pupils!
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
When do you stop at green and go at red? When you're eating a watermelon!
What do you call a bear with no socks on? Bare-foot.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch
What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice krispies.
Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a root canal.
What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George? 2 Fast 2 Curious
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
What bow can't be tied? A rainbow!
Why didn't the 11 year old go to the pirate movie? because it was rated arrrrr!
What was the seal's favorite subject in school?
ART ART ART!
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware? Idaho... Alaska!
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his parents were in a jam!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
"I’ll meet you at the corner!"
What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll hang around!
What kind of bird sticks to sweaters? a Vel-Crow.
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a European Bigfoot?
Bigmeter.
What goes up and down but doesn't move? The temperature!
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tunafish.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
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