What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move? The road!
What do you call a European Bigfoot?
Bigmeter.
Why was the robot mad? People kept pushing its buttons.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator
What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea.
What happened when a faucet, a tomato and lettuce were in a race? The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Why should you take a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains!
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
Which is the longest word in the dictionary? "Smiles", because there is a mile between each "s"!
Did you hear about the carrot detective? He got to the root of every case.
Who cleans the bottom of the ocean? A Mer-Maid
Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
Q: What did the dentist get for an award?
A: A little plaque
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear
What bow can't be tied? A rainbow!
Why did the belt get arrested? He held up a pair of pants.
Why did the robber take a bath? Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
What happens if life gives you melons? Your dyslexic
How does a suit put his child into bed?
He tux him in.
Why is Basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
Can I tell you a joke about paper. Nah, never mind, its tearable.
Why do sharks swim in saltwater?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
What do you call a baby monkey? A Chimp off the old block.
Why are pirates called pirates? Cause they arrrrr.
What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head?
Time to duck.
What do you call a person that chops up cereal. a cereal killer.
What do you call a ghosts mom and dad? Transparents
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers? the Telephone.
What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got you covered!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
What dog keeps the best time? A watch dog.
Who earns a living driving their customers away? A taxi driver. What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean? Because they dropped out of school!
What game does the sky love to play?
Twister.
Where does bad light go? PRISM!
Batman walks into a superhero-only pool, he is quickly stopped by a guard, the guard points to a sign that says
"No swimming without supervision."
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
Did you hear the score in the game between the ocean and the beach? It’s tide.
Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized? Reports say it was due to too many strokes.
Why did Harry Potter throw away all his old potions?
They were past their hexpiration date!
Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school? Because they're all in High School!
What do you call a gangsta snowman? Froze-T
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin? They both depend on the batter.
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.
Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up.
What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving? A turkey!
What four letters will frighten a burglar? O I C U Where does bad light go? To prism!
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tunafish.
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