You've really struck a gourd with me...
This Halloween I'm gourd out of my mind!
What do you call a barking pumpkin?
A gourd dog.
What does a surprised pumpkin say?
OH MY GOURD!
My dad said he wanted to steal a pumpkin
but all the stores were well-gourded.
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
My son just tried to tell me a joke about pumpkins.
Oh, gourd, was it awful.
I work in security, and i want to get a pumpkin for my desk
It shall be a security gourd.
This year I'm carving my pumpkin to look like an intricate ball of rope, so it can be a gourd-ian knot.
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin.
I told him I'd gourd it with my life.
What did the perverted pumpkin use for his pick-up line?
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?