In a city park stood two statues for many years, one female and the other male. One day, an angel apppeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I herby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."
And with that command, the statues came to life, smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes.
The angel smiled to himself as he heard sounds of giggling and saw the bushes rustling. After 15 minutes the two statues emerged from the bushes, smiling. Puzzled, the angel asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes, don't you want to continue?"
The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure, now you can hold the pigeon down while I poop on it!" |
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