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Funny Fortune Cookie Messages

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When you come across a fortune cookie, it’s not the cookie that you’re craving, but the fortune inside it. After all, there are many baked desserts out there, but how many can actually tell you your future? However, some of the messages inside these cookies are so surprising that they catch people completely off-guard.

Below you’ll find a selection of some of the funniest messages to ever be found inside fortune cookies.

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