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Joke: What ARE You?

Without sight, this bunny had to guess..

Joke: The Loop of the Secretary

Infinity loop is a computer programming concept, describing a situation of cause and effect that continues forever, one action causing another action that causes the first action etc. etc. These loops never happen in real life, unless...

Joke: How Grandpa Saves His Money

On a hot afternoon, Scrooge the miser and his grandson, Tim, were walking home from a party.

Joke: The Missing Wife

A man walks into a police station in tears and goes to the sergeant at the desk.

Joke: The Magic Scales

A woman goes over to a weight machine while waiting for a bus. To her amazement, the machine talks back to her and appears to be able to predict the future...

Joke: Sometimes Even Doctors Don't Have a Clue...

Sometimes the doctors really don't know what is going on...

Joke: Listening is Important!

Great joke about listening to directions while drunk

Joke: What a Weird Cuckoo Clock...

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight...

Joke: Can't Come to Work Today

A guy rings his boss and says "Sorry, I can't come to work today."

Joke: The Boot Size

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.

Joke: The Third Hut

A ship, sailing past a desert island, spots a man who has been stranded there for several years.

Joke: The Efficiency Expert's Report

The CEO of a company fell ill on a day when he had tickets to see a concert. As a gesture of kindness, he gave the tickets to the company's efficiency expert, to enjoy with his wife....

Joke: All the Excuses

Jim's had a bit to drink, so he's trying to get out a breathalyzer using every excuse he can think of. Read this funny joke.

Joke: Thank Goodness the Farmer Came Over!

A husband and wife are traveling down a country lane when their car gets stuck in some mud. Luckily, a farmer shows up to give them a helping hand...

Cheeky Joke: A Parent's Mistake

It's 1957, and young Bobby is taking Carrie out on a date. Carrie's supportive dad encourages them both, and even suggests a hip dance they can do together...

Joke: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost

When a doctor is tasked with fixing a rabbi's mangled manhood, he explains that there's a variation in price depending on the size...

Joke: A Doctor and His Wife "Go At It"!

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.

Joke: Never Forget...

This joke won't forget to make you laugh!

Joke: I Found Your Purse!

As Mrs. Jones went to the market, she realized upon arriving that she had lost her purse somewhere along the way.