14 Funny One Liners

Funny Joke: The Researcher, the General, and the Question

A young woman is undertaking research about intercourse and includes war veterans as part of her study. The answers she gets are surprising..

Have You Heard This One? The Highly Trained Assassin!

This rude joke starts with a man at a bar and a very good assassin.

Joke: A Real Robbery

It was a late one night in Washington D.C, when a well dressed man went out to smoke in an alley behind a bar.

Joke: Whose Panties Are These???

A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. Upon her return...

Joke: The Best Way to Return a Shirt

I went with a friend to buy a grey cotton sweatshirt...

Joke: The Soldier, The Sergeant and Reincarnation

A soldier is reading a book while off duty, when he sees his sergeant coming. Everyone hated sergeant Thompson, he always had a big stick up his bum.

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Joke: The Genie and the Government Worker

A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet.

Have You Heard This Joke? A Good Influence

This hilarious joke about 2 parrots will crack you up!

This Joke Starts With a College Student Writing to His Dad

A college student writes home to ask for money from his dad. Little did he know that his dad would have a rather curt reply...

Joke: The Politician Mountain Climber

A politician, 3 doctors and 3 engineers decided to climb Mount Everest...

Nothing Makes You Laugh More Than Hilarious Animal Fails

Nothing in this world can make you laugh like your pets and other animals and their crazy unintentional comedic antics, and prat falls.

This Joke Begins With 3 Women Ascending to Heaven...

As these women ascend to heaven, they find out it's full of...