Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.