Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.