I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.