Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.