What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.