Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.