I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.