Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!