Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!