Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.