There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.