Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!