Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.