What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.