When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.