A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.