When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".