Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.