What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.