Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.