Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.