Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.