Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.