My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.