Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.