What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone