When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.