Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.