Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew