You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.