My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.