It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.