Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.